I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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