so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
