mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
