Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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