hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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