She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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