He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize