have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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