my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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