508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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