drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Success! We fucked roommates!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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