If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There r osticjed everywhere
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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