Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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