Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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