glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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