Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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