the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
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I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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