you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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