Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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