So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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