she was so not down for the gang bang
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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