just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Found your dick twin last night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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