we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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