I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So much rum. So many feels.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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