tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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