Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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