dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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