I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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