I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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