Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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