I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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