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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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