"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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