I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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