So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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