My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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