:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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