dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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