You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
