just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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