She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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