these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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