I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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