I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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