wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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