have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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