How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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