The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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