i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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