Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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