So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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