You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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